Squirrels have more than a few tricks up their sleeves. They are kind of like the professional magicians of the natural world. And they're just so darn nutty.
SIGHT:
They have as many points of view as they choose.
Arial view from the top of a tree = No problem!
Diagonal view from the side of a tree? = Sure!
Looking up from beneath their hiding spots behind the bushes? = Gotcha!
TASTE:
They are nature's hoarders.
Nuts & Acorns = they got 'em.
Berries = they'll sell you some.
Bug Proteins = Without a doubt.
APPEARANCE:
They look harmless because of those cute little rodent faces.
Whiskers? = Check Plus!
Tiny Brown eyes? = A+!
Long fluffy tail? = Valedictorian!
AGILITY:
Able to scurry? = Well, yes.
Able to climb? = Naturally.
Able to scamper? = Adorably.
And finally, BRAINS:
Able to do math? = Yes, they can calculate how many nuts they need for survival.
Able to communicate? = Yes, they work together to warn each other of approaching danger with their vocalizations!
Able to love? = With hearts as big as elephants.
And this is just part of the reason that squirrels rule. I would tell you more, but there's a little furry guy holding a gun to my head, and he looks NUTZ!
I'm outta here!
